Monthly Archives: May 2016

Today’s statement! – No Ice, No Water, No Fucks!

“Hey Lady,

I actually ran out of fucks I could give about you and there are actually way more important things I will worry about.

Is that a proper English sentence?

Bark, bark, ….. whatever!”

Yesterday we tried to get our water and ice supply at a friends house. We visited our friend already a few times and it was fun and we always had a very good time and never problems, but yesterday’s visit was completely different.

It started when the landlord played again the “Grumpy Smurf”. He shouted and complained about imaginary damage and dog shit everywhere. A really annoying creature.

When we entered the flat of or friend he made a sad face and told us straight away to leave. We didn’t understood what’s going on and asked for the reason. In this moment his girlfriend appeared shouting, with a red face. “People like you are the scum and I don’t want to have any contact with scum. So, you piss of immediately or I will personally call the police on you!” We don’t understand nothing.

She is fuming and we see it’s better to leave, but before Vil asked for a bit of ice to chill his insulin. “I don’t give a fuck!”, was the answer and no ice. Allrite, we go!

Right now we are back at our place at the swimming pool and it’s not so hot anymore. Luckily the guys at MacDonald’s gave us some ice and allowed us to fill up the water tank a little bit. Now we have drinking water and the medicine is safe.

PS: Ich bin vollkommen entspannt, dann gehen wir Ihr halt aus dem Weg. 😉 <- This is a message for S..

Indy’s BLOG – What’s wrong with Germany?

Well, it seem that to be friendly is a big issue for some people. They approach you and directly start shouting and complaining, without saying hello or something else.

What is wrong with this people?

For example we met one guy, who thinks that he owns the world. He is unfriendly, ignorant and a kind if a real jerk. He looks always grumpy, he never says hello and he gossips with the neighbors about shit.

He threatened us that he will call the police if we stay. Well, arsehole, GO FOR IT, we will come back!!!

Or some people just shout: “The dog needs to have a leash, it’s the law!” Yeah, I tell you what we need: “A muzzle for you, which makes you stop shouting.”

I just want to remind you that some laws are just stupid and sometimes it makes sense to think before obeying.

Wankers,

Whiff!

Indy’s BLOG – 2.nd Interview for T-Systems – [UPDATED]

Today Vil had his second interview for a position as 1.st level support agent. Same “issue” again, Vil is “too experienced” and they don’t understand why Vil wants this job. Vil responded: “Hey, you are T-Systems. I think the jobs I am qualified for are available within T-Systems, so I want to be there and just shout ‘ME’, when you look for a SDL-Manager, Account Manager or whatever I am qualified for.” Now we need to wait again.

[UPDATE: Vil’s application was rejected]

Indy’s BLOG – Waiting …

We are on standby! No money, no gas for Victor, little food for Vil and me. We are still at our spot near to the swimming pool. We have quite good WiFi and Vil is surfing the web all day searching for a job, writing applications and from time to time we have a movie.

We made already a few friends. Yesterday a dog owner donated a bag of dog food and invited Vil to have a little food shopping session at ALDI. A very welcome surprise, because we are very low on funds and the last real meal is a few days ago. Luckily, the staff in the nearby MacDonald’s is very nice and they allow us to use the toilet, we can grab water there and sometimes we also get some ice cubes for free to chill the food, drinks and most important the insulin.

Indy’s BLOG – Survival Tip – Toilet

Everyone needs to have a shit from time to time. I am a dog and I can literally shit everywhere and Vil cleans up after me, but that procedure is not working for Vil, because he needs a human toilet to do his business. Again check out for McDonalds or KFC or any other fastfood chain. They don’t really like it when you just take a shit without ordering anything, but what can they do. Give you a bag with your digestive products? Yeah, I want to see that. 😉

Indy’s BLOG – Survival Tip – Energy

Buy yourself a 12V cigarette lighter adaptor to 220V to power all your electric devices. Such an adaptor is sufficient to power you laptop or a light and sometimes they offer a USB charging port as well. The prices range between 30 and a couple of hundred Euros. You don’t need to buy the most expensive one, but you also should not buy the cheapest one. A good shop will allow you to test the adaptor in your car and if it works, FINE!