Category Archives: Indy’s BLOG – Status Updates

Here you will find our latest ‘Status Updates’.

Where are we?

What’s going on?

Today’s statement! – No Ice, No Water, No Fucks!

“Hey Lady,

I actually ran out of fucks I could give about you and there are actually way more important things I will worry about.

Is that a proper English sentence?

Bark, bark, ….. whatever!”

Yesterday we tried to get our water and ice supply at a friends house. We visited our friend already a few times and it was fun and we always had a very good time and never problems, but yesterday’s visit was completely different.

It started when the landlord played again the “Grumpy Smurf”. He shouted and complained about imaginary damage and dog shit everywhere. A really annoying creature.

When we entered the flat of or friend he made a sad face and told us straight away to leave. We didn’t understood what’s going on and asked for the reason. In this moment his girlfriend appeared shouting, with a red face. “People like you are the scum and I don’t want to have any contact with scum. So, you piss of immediately or I will personally call the police on you!” We don’t understand nothing.

She is fuming and we see it’s better to leave, but before Vil asked for a bit of ice to chill his insulin. “I don’t give a fuck!”, was the answer and no ice. Allrite, we go!

Right now we are back at our place at the swimming pool and it’s not so hot anymore. Luckily the guys at MacDonald’s gave us some ice and allowed us to fill up the water tank a little bit. Now we have drinking water and the medicine is safe.

PS: Ich bin vollkommen entspannt, dann gehen wir Ihr halt aus dem Weg. 😉 <- This is a message for S..

Indy’s BLOG – What’s wrong with Germany?

Well, it seem that to be friendly is a big issue for some people. They approach you and directly start shouting and complaining, without saying hello or something else.

What is wrong with this people?

For example we met one guy, who thinks that he owns the world. He is unfriendly, ignorant and a kind if a real jerk. He looks always grumpy, he never says hello and he gossips with the neighbors about shit.

He threatened us that he will call the police if we stay. Well, arsehole, GO FOR IT, we will come back!!!

Or some people just shout: “The dog needs to have a leash, it’s the law!” Yeah, I tell you what we need: “A muzzle for you, which makes you stop shouting.”

I just want to remind you that some laws are just stupid and sometimes it makes sense to think before obeying.

Wankers,

Whiff!

Indy’s BLOG – WTF? Why? I am no Pitbull….

From today on we are not allowed to be together at our “office” in the Dragon Cannabis Club -DCC any more, because I am a dog and some other dogs or respectively their owners made troubles the last days.

It’s always the same. Some fu***** ars***** misbehave and everyone else needs to live with the consequences. Seriously, when will you understand that the problem is most likely not on the dog side of the leash located?

But that was not all with the DCC. Later we figured out that ‘locals’ are not really welcome in the club, because they don’t spend enough money. At this time there were plenty of similar clubs around the common busy places targeting tourists.

There are way better alternatives to have a legal smoke in Barcelona now.